It’s happened, I’ve got my act together to write the copy for the listing of the house and I'm delighted to present this enchanting pre-loved house that would perfectly suit a very small and tiny family

The house has a spacious ground floor area that can be accessed by opening the front of the house like it’s a cupboard. This unique feature makes for airy evenings on warm summer nights. For more conventional types, there is a decorative, yet functional door and a window with shutters. If that wasn’t enough, if you flip the roof over on itself — there’s a whole extra hidden floor. Ta-daa!
This charming house is perfectly suited for easy relocation, it fully dismantles and you can stick it back in the box it was originally bought it. It’s convenient size would allow a buyer to position it wherever they wanted. Whether that would be steps away from Brockley Station or nestled alongside the vibrant café scene at the Hill Station Cafe.
The café is just a stone’s throw away (sort of, if you were better at throwing than I am) from Telegraph Hill’s upper park and it’s spectacular views of London.
This dreamy tiny house can also be placed in the front room of a regular sized dreamy house. Or in the corner of a child’s dreamy bedroom.



The house can be styled any which way you like; if you like a toilet opposite the bed or next to the cooker the choices are endless and you can change your mind on the regular.​​​​​​​
The house is available with the furniture shown here (and more) and as a bonus, we can even include the people that will be living in the property. We like to take things one step further here.
If this property is speaking to you, please get in touch. I’m accepting offers from £20 and 100% of the proceed will be donated to the 999 Club Deptford. A charity who are dedicated to ending homelessness in South East London. Direct donations to support this charity will be greatly appreciated.
The property will need to be collected from SE4.
Thank You,
your local Estate Agent
Fluffy Pulcino
fluffypulcino@gmail.com
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